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Ether Street / The NI Crossword

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Tales from the crypt... the spirit Nil has already unveiled former incarnations as African rebel queen Nzinga and as the brains behind the Russian Revolution.

Queen Nzinga must have been one of your longest lives if she spent more than 30 years fighting the Portuguese slavers.

You’re right: and I lived half my life before even becoming queen. I was 81 when I died in 1663. A pretty good age considering that with all the wonders of development and modern technology someone born today in Malawi can only expect to live till they’re 39.

We hear quite enough about that sort of thing as subscribers to the New Internationalist, thank you very much. Change the subject.

To what? The results of the latest Etheric Olympics, perhaps? Jesse Owens got to pit himself against Emil Zatopek up here recently.

A sprinter against a marathon runner? What kind of contest was that?

When you’re points of light without legs, it works rather differently. Or perhaps you’d rather hear how Teddy Roosevelt had to be locked up for protesting too vehemently against the US giving up what he regarded as his greatest achievement, the Panama Canal.

Hasn’t he been reincarnated yet, then?

[image, unknown] He’s made it to the head of the queue two or three times only to find that he was due to be born in countries like Kyrgyzstan or Equatorial Guinea. He’s only prepared to accept an incarnation as an American – and a white American male at that. It’s bull-headed in the extreme: an elementary knowledge of the future tells him that the American Empire is beginning its Decline and Fall. But I guess some part of him still thinks he can turn it into a Thousand Year Reich.

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Won’t he need to be a Hispanic woman to win the US Presidency in 50 years’ time?

Try telling Teddy that. He can’t even accept the idea that the black baseball star Ken Griffey Jr will one day hit his home runs from the Oval Office.

He still won’t be able to persuade the rest of the world to show any interest in that game. It’s enough that every five years we have to suffer Kevin Costner films where he maunders on about whacking things with a big stick.

Which was always Teddy’s thing too, when you come to think of it – he said the essence of diplomacy and foreign policy was to ‘speak softly and carry a big stick’. He saw it as the responsibility of ‘civilized’ countries like the US to act as stewards of ‘barbarous’ ones, which was what led him to invade Cuba and force an American ‘economic director’ on the Dominican Republic.

The only thing that’s changed is the language. At least Teddy Roosevelt was honest about being a right-wing bigot who wanted the US to rule the world.

And at least Teddy knew where the Philippines was. George W Bush also has no shame about being right-wing but probably thinks Niger is a state in the US South where all the shoe-shine boys come from. Teddy’s greatest gift to the world was the teddy bear: it was inspired by the day he refused to shoot a bear cub which had been tied to a tree by an aide to offer him an easy kill. Prepare yourselves for the toy of the 21st century – a nuclear warhead for the nursery, the ‘Gorgeous Georgie’.

The NI Crossword
No 48 by Axe

Crossword no.48

Cryptic
Across
1 Pertaining to Tolkien’s dwarf language of the East (8)
5 Conflict witnessed here in 1939? (6)
9 Mexican farmer looked after champ’s cocaine (8)
10 Wheeze taking sweetheart to island, it’s nearly in Canada (5)
12 Ben from Palestine involved in first, Uganda’s and second, Sudan’s independence (5)
13 Saint’s month in England (9)
14 Range of an American desert (5)
16 Capless, fatal disease follows sleep one gets in a jujube tree (8)
19 Virginia’s one to be found on the Thames (8)
20 Language which is half unintelligible! (5)
22 Ancient Breton cairn: major damage and original jewellery taken (9)
24 Caucasian’s extreme letters bring back anger (5)
25 Belgian town where touring car runs over a bird (5)
26 Hotel, one with pub exterior, which to start with, the French resort (8)
27 First person admitted Queen’s eccentric riding (6)
28 Congregation and bass measure the sound at important parts of the service (4-4)

Down
1 Erred ambulating here? (7,8)
2 South of France university’s occupied, old director overturning convention (9)
3 Greek character takes an hour filling in after Eastern leader (5)
4 Arabic, perhaps, as dropped by ancient people (6)
6 Greedy USA negotiating, always on the look out... (5-4)
7 ...Spanish confirmation America is getting hard in the Japanese tradition (5)
8 Lenin and Schweitzer? Machiavellian Fare! (6,9)
11 Magyar vessel has no superstructure; with rice, it’s almost full (5)
15 Devil’s carrying master to the king and emperor. What a good man he was... (9)
17 ...Biblical type but no tribal leader; taking in Lear without a fascist character... (9)
18 ...bearing no church, he met his maker before death (5)
21 Gandhi’s resistance in his own country? (6)
23 Band rue touring African lake (5)
24 Some embarrassment for French town (5)

Quick
Across
1 Concerning people and language of part of Indonesia (8)
5 Where the East European Mutual Assistance Treaty was signed in 1955 (6)
9 Stock farmer of SW US and Mexico (8)
10 Peninsula in the Quebecan wilderness (5)
12 Swahili word meaning freedom, independence in E Africa (5)
13 Converter of the Anglo-Saxons to Christianity from 597 (9)
14 World’s second-highest mountain range (5)
16 The jujube, or other members of the buckthorn family (8)
19 Capital of Virginia (8)
20 Afrikaner of origin (5)
22 Pertaining to ancient Brittany (9)
24 Short form of a native of part of the Transcaucasian Soviet Federal Republic (1936-91) (5)
25 Historic capital of Flanders (5)
26 French Biscay resort (8)
27 Horse-like (6)
28 Sounded at important parts of the Catholic service (4-4)

Down
1 Area between Florida, Cuba and another place where one might become disorientated (7,8)
2 Ancient part of the French Midi (9)
3 India’s first prime minister, 1947 (5)
4 Native of a Middle Eastern Arabic republic (6)
6 Vigilant, after the giant of Greek myth (5-4)
7 Japanese dish of rice, vegetables and fish (5)
8 Austrian veal in breadcrumbs (6,9)
11 Describing language and peoples which include Finns and Magyars (5)
15 Citizen of West Bank town, now Sebastiyah, during New Testament times (9)
17 Brownshirt and Blackshirt, for example (9)
18 In the Old Testament, a son of Abraham (5)
21 Daughter of 3 (6)
23 African lake straddling the Congo-Zambia border (5)
24 Capital of the French department, Pas-de-Calais (5)


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