New Right (Nova dexterius).
Habitat: Western industrial free enterprise economies.
Background: Migration from consensus politics. Breeds most prolifically in selfish surroundings or unstable, fast-changing environment. Can easily be confused with the much more common conservativus, but its distinguishing characteristic is its preferment of dry country. Many conservativi are more comfortable when wet. Nova dexterius is quite rare due to its quaint mating cries and strange nesting behaviour (destroying much of its life-support environment in the curious belief that something better will grow).
Geographical distribution: Australian Fraserorius variety now forced into hibernation. New Zealand brother species (Muldoonus) small portly, confusingly close to conservativus. Recently arrived is a Washington subspecies, which has migrated from the Sun Belt, is aged and slow-thinking. Experts disagree about its true classification because monetarius aspect (large government over-spending) not truly consistent. British and German varieties look strongest. Female of the species known for particularly raucous mating cries.
Footnote: Immature species spotted in Canada and elsewhere in mainland Europe, too indistinct yet to recognise whether they display Nova dexterius plumage, mating cries and behaviour or whether they are simply other conservativi variety.
Names of the three species (from left to right) which make up Nova dexterius with their mating, warning and other cries:
1. The LAISSEZ-FAIRE
2. The Greater NATIONALISM
3. The Moor SOCIAL CONTROL
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